i hope my first child is a dragon
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
literally all white people on tumblr
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
would you still love me if i had this theme?
the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.
i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
It’s like how all of them react to a compliment
this really cute
i can’t scroll past this and not reblog
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BASHFUL SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA PUNCH THEIR CHEEKS
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????