nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

Reblogged on April 23, 2014 with 171,016 notes

surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

image

image

image

Reblogged on April 22, 2014 with 43,029 notes

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

Reblogged on April 22, 2014 with 895,141 notes

Reblogged on April 22, 2014 with 115,698 notes

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(Source: troye-troye-thefabulousboy)

Reblogged on April 22, 2014 with 84,494 notes

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

Reblogged on April 22, 2014 with 443,095 notes

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

(Source: hermione)

Reblogged on April 22, 2014 with 292,487 notes

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

image

Reblogged on April 21, 2014 with 63,954 notes

whatevachild:

clannyphantom:

would you still love me if i had this theme?

image

the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

Reblogged on April 20, 2014 with 158,229 notes

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(Source: 30secondstomars-gifs)

Reblogged on April 20, 2014 with 108,226 notes

Reblogged on April 19, 2014 with 64,672 notes

(Source: thebenevolentarmadillo)

Reblogged on April 19, 2014 with 199,853 notes

tricksterwolves:

batmanandstiles:

#lydia tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back 

(Source: hoechyeah)

Reblogged on April 18, 2014 with 50,476 notes

5sos-smut-world:

mukesterbate:

ashy-irwin:

fangirlalert:


+

It’s like how all of them react to a compliment
this really cute

i can’t scroll past this and not reblog

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BASHFUL SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA PUNCH THEIR CHEEKS

awe i

5sos-smut-world:

mukesterbate:

ashy-irwin:

fangirlalert:

+

It’s like how all of them react to a compliment

this really cute

i can’t scroll past this and not reblog

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BASHFUL SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA PUNCH THEIR CHEEKS

awe i

(Source: irwinty)

Reblogged on April 18, 2014 with 31,162 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

(Source: dicemastaflex)

Reblogged on April 18, 2014 with 129,334 notes

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