I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING
with great value comes great responsibility
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
this is pms food
I feel great like a guy pinched my ass today so I swung around before that bitch could blink and slapped him so hard across the face he nearly choked on his own tongue
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG
ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense
THAT FUCKING COMMENT