amazeballs.

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour, via lindrstuff)

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
bitchesaloud:
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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chingchongcal:

calcobain:

whitegirlhemmo:

youcancalllmekat:

banging-ashtons:

When in doubt, peace and pout.

WHITE GIRL SELFIEEEEE

and my url makes sense once again

sweet damn

luke’s prettier than me its sad
embarrassedluke:

never forget
babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY
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