'what kind of guy would leave a usb key containing highly classified intelligence behind two pieces of gum in a vending machine'
probz the same kind of guy who hides his spare house key under a haphazard cinderblock that literally anyone could kick over by accident
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools