If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
"WHO BUILDS THE OCEAN?!"
if u ever feel like ur not punk rock enough just remember: you will always be more punk rock than 5sos
No one can be more punk rock then Luke Hemmings walking around target with his mother. No one.
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
Reblogging for Haymitch.
HIS FUCKING NAME IS WOODY HARRELSON IM DEAD
so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like
#CHANDLER WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
if in the future my husband says: we’re pregnant! to people I’m going to lose it! WE”RE not pregnant you insouciant ass, I’M effing pregnant and it’s your fault! I’M the one going to be pushing an 7-9lb baby out of my VAGINA and all because you couldn’t keep it in your pants. So you don’t get to say “we’re effing pregnant” because YOU’RE NOT EFFING PREGNANT I AM!