whatevachild:

clannyphantom:

would you still love me if i had this theme?

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the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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tricksterwolves:

batmanandstiles:

#lydia tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back 

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Reblogged on April 18, 2014 with 49,605 notes

5sos-smut-world:

mukesterbate:

ashy-irwin:

fangirlalert:


+

It’s like how all of them react to a compliment
this really cute

i can’t scroll past this and not reblog

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BASHFUL SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA PUNCH THEIR CHEEKS

awe i

5sos-smut-world:

mukesterbate:

ashy-irwin:

fangirlalert:

+

It’s like how all of them react to a compliment

this really cute

i can’t scroll past this and not reblog

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND BASHFUL SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA PUNCH THEIR CHEEKS

awe i

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Reblogged on April 18, 2014 with 28,477 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

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outbreakings:

i like my eyeliner to be as dark as my soul

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

Reblogged on April 18, 2014 with 58,096 notes

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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Reblogged on April 17, 2014 with 409,182 notes

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

Reblogged on April 17, 2014 with 281,008 notes

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

Reblogged on April 15, 2014 with 196,428 notes

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

Reblogged on April 15, 2014 with 140,654 notes

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

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Reblogged on April 15, 2014 with 237,606 notes

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